Stevondo talks again...maybe its time he shut up

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a series of coloured spotlights creates a terrific lightshow
Sparks are showering
Stevondo makes his way to the ring
wearing black pants and a pair of dark black shades

JB: Hey look who it is, Stevondo, I wonder who he wants to lose to this week.

MS: VIP Adam Pearson, Divalicious and his two former tag partners, Scalawag and WOKguy have all beaten him in recent weeks. Stevondo’s confidence must be at rock bottom right now.

JB: You can say that again, and the mocking laughter and signs saying Stevondo sucks can’t be helping. I bet your feeling pretty stupid right now Mike, afterall only last week you were saying Stevondo would one day become a champion here in The Impact Zone.

MS: I stand by that comment Jack, key words there being “one day”, I never said it would be anytime soon

Stevondo asks for a microphone which the ring announcer hands to him through the ropes. Stevondo moves to the center of the ring and raises the microphone to his mouth

Stevondo: Ok, I know what each and everyone of you is thinking…

The crowd rise up and start chanting “you suck” in unison

Stevondo: You know what, you may be right. The last few weeks I have lost to people that in the past, when I was working the circuit before I joined the big leagues and The Impact Zone, I have beaten. I have lost to the “noble” VIP Pearson, who plays you women in the crowd for fools. You have all seen it, Pearson is clearly harboring greater feelings for Divalicious than he is letting on.

The camera shows a lady in the crowd booing as Stevondo speaks

Stevondo: Speaking of Divalicious, she has also beaten me recently. And WOKguy last week joined that list. Each and every one of them I have beaten in the past and I vow to you all right here, right now that I will beat these people in the future and I will prove to you that I AM the better wrestler

Sections of the crowd begin to laugh, a single audience member can be heard shouting “Yeah right!”

MS: I for one believe him

JB: Personally, I’ll believe it when I see it

Stevondo: Now onto tonight. Unlike the last couple of weeks I am not out here to challenge someone to prove a point. Tonight, I am here to simply say that you people will not be watching me wrestle

A small cheer rises from the crowd

Stevondo: Tonight, I am simply here to tell you people that you do not DESERVE to see me wrestle, and until such a time arises that you people learn to respect me I will continue to come down…

(OOC: Heinrich, you may take it from here)

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A parading Heinrich proudly makes his entrance.

JB: Who is this guy? I’ve never seen him before.

MS: He must have escaped a costume rental judging from his appearance.
Due to the disrespect the audience has for the beloved Stevondo, Heinrich is welcomed by warm and honest cheer although it doubtable they know him at all.

JB: Do they even know for whom they cheer?

MS: I think they just hate Stevondo. Almost anybody could come out here to get received with cheer.
Slightly bewildered but still in an overt good mood Heinrich steps into the ring and asks for a microphone.

Heinrich: ACHTUUUUNG!
Brigadegeneral Heinrich Wilhelm von Batzen meldet sich zur Stelle.
RÜÜÜÜHRT EUCH!!!!
Ach Sie verstehen mich ja nicht! Zum Teufel noch einmal!

He pauses for a moment in deep thought in order collect all the bit of English he has available. The crowd stare at the to protagonist in utter disbelief. Again laughter is perceived for single ranks.

Heinrich: You… What ehm wars jur name agäin? Stifo…Stüphon… Steven?

Stevondo: It is Stevondo, but what are you doing in my very ring?

Heinrich(taking of his helmet): Ei äm sorry …..stören- was war jetzt nochmal stören- ah for to interrupt jor little talking.

Stevondo(along with the crowd): What!?

Heinrich: Stiwondo..

Stevondo(impatiently): It is Stevondo.

Heinrich: Stiwondo ju djust kähnt disrespect dtä pipol,.. äh.. they – verdienen- to be treated better dtän dtis.

The audience is very amused, but still has no clue what Heinrich just said. Stevondo face has turned into a big question mark.

JB: What has he just said? Maybe he should take English lessons before entering in any ring again.

MB: Jack don’t be disrespectfull to foreigners. He tries his best. I think he wanted to tell Stevondo that he doesn’t like the way he treats our fans.

Stevondo: Freak! Do you speak our language or are you just to retarded for that? (loud boos) And what about this ridiculous uniform? I suppose you had just had acting day in the sanatorium and managed to escape. And now get out of MY ring!

(even louder boos now)

Heinrich: Ey äm general of the Preußische Infanterie ju kähnt talk to me like that!

Stevondo: I can do whatever I want, you retarded freak.
Accompanied by hot cheers form a now enraged crowd violently slaps Stevondo right into the face.

Heinrich: Ey hope that has taught ju äh lesion äh lesson?